CHEIPAR
At the wrap party, Cheipar was introduced to Faramir, winner of Survivor: Middle-Earth. He and Weatherbird accepted an invitation to tour Middle-Earth, and after a six-month expedition to every picturesque location in New Zealand, they returned carrying two million Djunian dollars worth of merchandise. They were promptly mocked as lunatics by most of the elfin community, until they turned around and sold the lot at a 200% profit on eBay. Cheipar is now back alongside his family and friends in the Wild Hunt. He hasn't uttered a word in days.

CRESCENT
After winning runner-up in Survivor, Crescent went off to an eco-retreat to plan her next move. After a lot of soulsearching, she realized how best to help her friends in the Palace. She has since invested her money into a project for three full-length colour graphic novels about the Beloved Dead of ElfQuest. Look for it promptly in 2087. 

  

WEATHERBIRD
Weatherbird had a blast in Middle-Earth with Cheipar. She is now back in the Wild Hunt with her friends and family When teased about the vote, Weatherbird insists that she was only slightly swayed in her decision by the fact that Cheipar gives the best backrubs ever.
 

STRONGBOW
Strongbow had more than enough of the Alternaverse, and swore never to return - although he did find his Alternaverse doppelganger a remarkably sensible and down-to-earth type. After the wrap party, Strongbow returned to his family at Father Tree Holt, and resumed the lengthy process of trying to find a name for his young daughter (results expected sometime in 2006 - hopefully).



SAVIN
Having experienced life in another tropical getaway, Savin has since swore never to forsake the familiar rainforests and beaches of the Islands, and rushed right back into the arms of her lifemate. She is angling for a staring role in the next Alternaverse epic, and checks her voice-mail constantly for updates. As for reality TV, she has had enough, and refused a lucrative offer to join WaveDancer 911, a new proposed show in which pirate elves and Wolfriders attempt to rectify cosmetic flesh-shaping nightmares at Crest Point.

TYLEET
Tyleet returned to her Wild Hunt and her two lifemates. Scouter was initially very turned on to hear about her fling with Spar, but became increasingly agitated as it became clear that Tyleet was now crushing on Dewshine a lot more than before.

 

COPPERSKY
Coppersky rushed back to his and Sust's apartment at Oasis and bolted the door. They have not been heard from for several months, but family members have assured everyone that this is entirely normal.
 



NIGHTFALL
Intrigued by the knowledge that the Alternaverse version of Redlance runs his own Holt, Nightfall went home to Redlance and attempted to feel him out about a possible coup. After a troll tabloid broke the scandal, Nightfall was forced to retract several statements, and publicly insisted, "I NEVER said I want to - quote - make Cutter my bitch."


LITTLEFIRE
Littlefire declined to answer any request for interviews. Kit assures everyone that he is happily sequestered in his den.
 

 

SPAR
Spar cornered Tyleet in a broom closet at the wrap party. Afterwards she had to explain herself to Door. Fortunately, Spar has Door totally whipped. Spar is now back at Oasis, not expected to lift so much as a finger, and loving every minute of it.
 
 

SWIFT
"I have had it with bugs!" Swift announced as she left the wrap party. She promptly donated her modest winnings to the World Wildlife Federation in exchange for holiday totebag. She is now back at the Great Holt, spending her days lolling about in a hammock and working on a humorous memoir about her Survivor experience.


BRIGHTMETAL
Brightmetal spent all his winnings hunting down, buying, then altering Princess Leia's vintage gold bikini for Shenshen. She is reported to be thrilled with her gift. Brightmetal is reported to be thrilled with her reaction.



 

SKYWISE
Skywise has maintained ties with Savin, and after himself daydreaming about his other self in the Alternaverse, he began making afternoon visits every other Sunday. He is now a regular at Eyes High's and Shale's house, and is often referred to affectionate as "Other Skywise." Eyes High finds him darling and Cricket adores him. Starjumper is confused and Alternaverse Skywise wants to kill him.


CUTTER
Cutter returned to Father Tree, glad to be rid of the Alternaverse. He and Swift still keep in touch, mostly by trolling each others' LiveJournals.
 
 
 

SCOUTER
Scouter was last seen wrestling a rancor on a late-nite episode of "Ultimate Fighter." 
 

 

GYPSY MOTH
Gypsy turned down offers to pose in PlayElf alongside her girlfriend, disappointing the male demographic. She is now kicking back at Green Moon Bay with Sandpiper. When asked if she has any interest in visiting the Canonverse, Gypsy only laughed hysterically.
 

KIT
Kit wrote several hi-brow editorials about the flawed ethics of Survivor and its resemblance to human bloodsports.
 
 

KAHVI
Kahvi returned to the Frozen Mountain, still waiting to find out whether she really is dead or whether the Lehrigen story is just a red herring.
 

 

EMBER
Ember and Teir are still working on that Recognition.
 

 

PICKNOSE
Picknose got very drunk with Coppersky at the wrap party, and was apparently caught in a compromising position with one of the troll script girls. After Oddbit hit him over the head a few hundred times with a rolling pin, she realized she was getting turned on, and they affirmed their wedding vows in the broom closet after throwing Spar and Tyleet out.

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