SURVIVOR: ALTERNAVERSE
Oh... It's On Now!
Nearly three years after Cutter and his valiant band of elves dared
to take on reality TV, they're back, and this time they've answered the
challenge of Swift and her tribe of proud Mary-Sues. Under the murderous
glare of Winnowill, the Warp tribe and the Alternaverse tribe will stab,
scheme, and double-cross their way through the great worldpool slugfest
of all time. 45 days. 15 episodes. And if Winnowill can help it, this time
there won't be any survivors. So get ready for more merciless satire, anachronisms,
and blatant homoeroticism as we descend into the dark heart that is the
fall primetime lineup.
Cast: Interviews of our eighteen contestants
Survivor 101: Ground rules for Survivor virgins
Episode One: Verse vs Verse
Episode Two: Battle of the Bugs
Episode Three: Attack of the Wal-Mart Insanity Mangoes
Episode Four: The Kit hits the Fan
Episode Five: Science Fiction Double Feature
Episode Six: We Are the Knights Who Say "Tam"
Episode Seven: Skywise gets Sideswiped
Episode Eight: Backstabbing is a Dish Best Served Lightly Sautéed
Episode Nine: Flipping the Bird
Episode Ten: The Obligatory Parade of the Exploited Celebrity Guest Stars
Episode Eleven: The Insidious Scourge of the Time-Share Shysters
Episode Twelve: Clash of the Egos
Episode Thirteen: It's Not Easy Having a Good Time
Episode Fourteen: Elves Gone Wild
Episode Fifteen: Jumping the Shark
[Part One][Part
Two][Part Three]