Cutter - a compassionate hero for the new millenniumThe Challenges are HARDER
The Contestants are MEANER
The all-caps are ANNOYING
And the host wants to kill them all

SURVIVOR: ALTERNAVERSE

Oh... It's On Now!

Nearly three years after Cutter and his valiant band of elves dared to take on reality TV, they're back, and this time they've answered the challenge of Swift and her tribe of proud Mary-Sues. Under the murderous glare of Winnowill, the Warp tribe and the Alternaverse tribe will stab, scheme, and double-cross their way through the great worldpool slugfest of all time. 45 days. 15 episodes. And if Winnowill can help it, this time there won't be any survivors. So get ready for more merciless satire, anachronisms, and blatant homoeroticism as we descend into the dark heart that is the fall primetime lineup.
 
 
Would you trust anyone this good-looking?
Cast: Interviews of our eighteen contestants

Survivor 101: Ground rules for Survivor virgins
 
Episode One: Verse vs Verse
 
Episode Two: Battle of the Bugs

Episode Three: Attack of the Wal-Mart Insanity Mangoes

Episode Four: The Kit hits the Fan

Episode Five: Science Fiction Double Feature

Episode Six: We Are the Knights Who Say "Tam"

Episode Seven: Skywise gets Sideswiped

Episode Eight: Backstabbing is a Dish Best Served Lightly Sautéed

Episode Nine: Flipping the Bird

Episode Ten: The Obligatory Parade of the Exploited Celebrity Guest Stars

Episode Eleven: The Insidious Scourge of the Time-Share Shysters

Episode Twelve: Clash of the Egos

Episode Thirteen: It's Not Easy Having a Good Time

Episode Fourteen: Elves Gone Wild

Episode Fifteen: Jumping the Shark
 [Part One][Part Two][Part Three]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



Elfquest art copyright 2005 Warp Graphics, Inc.  Alternaverse art copyright 2005 Erin Roberts. Elfquest, its logos, characters, situations, all related indicia, and their distinctive likenesses are trademarks of Warp Graphics, Inc. All rights reserved. Alternaverse characters and insanity copyright 2003 Jane Senese and Erin Roberts. Survivor, its logos, situations, distinctive phrases etc is sooo a trademark of Mark Burnett, CBS, and probably several others too. All rights reserved. This is just a spoof. This is just a spoof.